tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes


brbjellyfishing:

The fact that this episode is 10 years old and Beyoncé is even more relevant today is just fabulous


  • Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
  • Girl: yeh sure
  • Girl: that's not my belly button
  • Boy: that's not my finger

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

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the g spot


An Imperial Affliction



gnarly:

i dont get why teachers say we cant listen to music with our headphones bc it will distract us while doing the work like bitch if i can suck a dick, do my hair, file my nails, and check my myspace all at the same time i sure as hell can listen to music while doing school work


photographerpunzie:

Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend


greetings:

waking up from hangover like

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